Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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