we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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