Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
