I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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