so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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