So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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