at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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