we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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