Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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