Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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