he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
