A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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