You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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