i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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