he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
