Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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