Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
