I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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