I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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