wake up i wanna do it froggy style
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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