Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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