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  I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?

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  EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa

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  I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.

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  THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.

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  We are the best.

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  Ps. We need to take the garbage out.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you

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