Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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