is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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