I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I look better un-naked...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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