Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Randomize