i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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