Midget sex pt 2 tonight
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I didn't notice because vodka
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Randomize
