chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
and she was petting her beer can
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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