hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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