found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
