My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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