Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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