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  Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.

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• What's your mom's number?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:23pm

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• her mom is hot! But she should get a wax -- had a lot of pubes crawling out from around the bikini.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:20pm

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• I like that song. But not that mental image.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:23pm

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• Part of this txt is from an episode of FRIENDS

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:44pm

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• Wait, why were you watching? There is a huge difference between "accidentally walking in" and watching!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:12pm

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• 2:44 agreed. nice try, though OP

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:30pm

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• Well atleast hotelCalifornia wasn't playing in the background.....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 6:32am

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• Well if ur mom is hot then it's ok for us

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:06pm

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