idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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