This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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