No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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