literally had 100 drinks last night.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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