Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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