We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I faked an abortion last night.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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