I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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