drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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