do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I think we might need a safe word for this...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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