they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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