seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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