Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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