loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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