bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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