She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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