i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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