Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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