Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I party with great urgency now.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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