Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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