just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Fuck appropriateness.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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