: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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