I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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